Why Does This Generic Impala Look Familiar?

"That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5) 11/28/2016 at 22:18 • Filed to: PayYoTickets

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Because I put a parking boot on it for unpaid tickets earlier today.

I sure hope it’s where I left it when I go in tomorrow. Otherwise I’ll have to feign interest in it to set up an appointment to get my boot back...that’ll be fun.

TheHondaBro > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 11/28/2016 at 22:21

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HAHAHAHA!!!!!

Racin'Jason001 > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 11/28/2016 at 22:24

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Does that say Gas of Rhode Island, or is that something else?

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Racin'Jason001 11/28/2016 at 22:26

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Yup, good ol Gas of RI. It’s about the worst place in the world to buy or sell cars.

Racin'Jason001 > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 11/28/2016 at 22:30

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I know, I live there. It’s impossible to find anything that isn’t a rust bucket or ricer.

RyanFrew > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 11/28/2016 at 22:36

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Im gonna buy it and sell your boot back for $2,000

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 11/28/2016 at 22:43

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“Just needs new tires”

XJDano > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 11/28/2016 at 23:28

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Tell us another good car bootin story. Most exotic , biggest piece of shit, confratating asshokes.

shop-teacher > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 11/29/2016 at 00:34

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Hahahaha!

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > XJDano 11/29/2016 at 06:05

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Probably the nicest car I’ve booted was a brand new BMW M4 in that light blue color everybody seems to like. There’s a guy around that has a Ferrari 488, but it’s always valet parked so it doesn’t get ticket space.

Biggest piece of shit changes almost daily, since I boot a different mid 90s Nissan Maxima every day. I don’t know why that’s the most booted car, but I don’t think I’ve ever booted a nice one.

And I have less confrontations with people than I thought I would when I started the job. If there’s somebody in the car, or people around, we don’t boot...so it only really happens if somebody shows up as I’m booting.

The most annoying one was a guy trying to stop me from booting by pretending the car was his. I was going to leave it, then he told me it wasn’t his, so I went to boot it. Girl who owns the car comes out so I take the boot off, meanwhile this jackass is still hanging around, telling this girl I’ve been following her. Eventually I had to get in the guy’s face and tell him he wasn’t helping so I could explain to the girl what to do about her tickets. God that guy sucked.